I don't know much about dancin', that's why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other and both my feet's too long
'Course now right along with 'em, I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night, hopin' one day I might get it right
I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)
I'm a dancin' fool
I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)
I'm a dancin' fool
I hear that beat, I jump outa my seat
But I [bad word] 'cause I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)
I'm a dancin' fool

The disco folks all dressed up like they's fit to kill
I walk on in and see 'em there
Gonna give them all a thrill
When they see [bad word]  they all steps aside
They has a fit while [bad word] my social suicide
I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
I may be totally wrong but I'm a dancin' fool
I may be totally wrong but I'm a dancin' fool

Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa
I got it all together now with my very own disco clothes, hey
My shirt's half open to show you my chain and the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin', that's what you'd prob'ly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink while I dance the night away
I'm a dancin' fool
I'm a dancin' fool
I'm a dancin' fool
I'm a dancin' fool
He's a dancin' fool
I may be totally wrong but I'm a...
I may be totally wrong but I'm a...
I may be totally wrong but I'm a...
I may be totally wrong but I'm a fool, yeah

Hey darlin', can I buy you a couple of drinks?
Lookin' for mister Goodbar? (Cutie sugar)
Here he is
Wait a minute, I've got it, you're an Italian (Cutie sugar)
Hu? You're jewish?
Oh, love you're nails (Cutie sugar)
You must be a libra
You place or mine?
(Ha, ha, ha, yes)

Does Humor Belong In Music? (1984)