I was born with a [bad word] in my brain 
Yea [bad word] in the head 
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed 
'Til one night he snuck in and said 
We're going out back, I want my [bad word] sucked in the shed 
"Can't we just play with [bad word] instead?" 
After I [bad word] you in the butt, get some head 
Bust a nut, get some rest 
The next day my mother said, "I don't know what the [bad word] s up with this kid"
The [bad word] won't even eat nothing he scared 
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead 
Jeffrey don't let that [bad word] get you upset 
Go in there stick a [bad word] cigarette to his neck 
I bet you he's faking it 
I bet you, I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get 
I'll go handle this of course unless you object 
Ah, go [bad word] his brains out if any is left in his head 
 [bad word]  

If you could count the skeletons in my closet 
Under my bed and up under my faucet 
Then you would know [bad word] lost it 
Is he nuts? No, he's insane 

If you could count the skeletons in my closet 
Under my bed and up under my faucet 
Then you would know [bad word] lost it 
Is he nuts? No, he's insane 

[Verse 2] 

You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off 
I just got [bad word] chased off with a chainsaw 
Then he took the chainsaw bit the [bad word] blades off 
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot 
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop 
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong 
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong 
That [bad word] s got nuts like king kong 
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn 
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on 
Then he took his pants he took every [bad word] thing off 
Everything except his tank top and his training bra 
Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog 
Man that [bad word] gangsta, ain't he dog? 
Shady dog, what be going through that [bad word] brain of yours? 
Say no more, what the [bad word] you waiting for? Sing along. 
 [bad word]  

[Verse 3] 
Don't you know what felch means? (Yea) 
Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?  [bad word] 'em in the [bad word] suck the [bad word] out while you're belching 
Burp belch and go back for a second helping 
Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me? 
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me  [bad word] a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping 
Shady what the [bad word] you saying? I don't know help me! 
What the [bad word] s happening? I think I'm [bad word] melting! 
Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being 
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing 
I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see 
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me 
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street 
But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey 
Well this is called [bad word] Rape and we should do the Jail scene 
 [bad word]