[bad word] 
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as [bad word] flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.
/Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We [bad word] on the bed [bad word] on the floor [bad word] so long I grew a [bad word]  afro
Then I [bad word] to the left (left) [bad word] to the right (right)
She sucked my [bad word] 'til the [bad word] turned white
Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my [bad word] lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
He beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The [bad word] whooped my [bad word] all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
Thats the best [bad word] [bad word] I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna [bad word] that [bad word] just one more time [bad word] ---
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but [bad word] she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a [bad word] that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I [bad word] her once, [bad word] her twice
I ate that [bad word] like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big [bad word] too
So I hopped in her [bad word] like Kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her [bad word] and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, [bad word] was lunch
Then her [bad word] busted open with Hawaiian punch
I met colonel sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just [bad word] me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices [bad word] ---
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her [bad word] were filled with Hennessey
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that [bad word] and said yes miss daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that [bad word] in [bad word] Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I [bad word] that [bad word] again
Met a real black girl down in south Carolina [bad word] her until she turned into a white Albina [bad word] this hooker in Iowa
I [bad word] her on credit, so I owe her [bad word] this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful y hoe
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported [bad word] ---
Have you ever went over a girls house to [bad word] 
But the [bad word] just ain't no good 
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet 
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood 
So you try to play it off and eat the [bad word] 
But it take her so long [bad word] 
Then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend 
And he asks you where you from 
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain 
You start talkin' real fast 
But he already mad cause you [bad word]  his woman 
So he start beatin' on you [bad word] 
Now your clothes all muddy 
Your nose all bloody 
Your [bad word] was hard but now it's soft 
You thought you had a