HELEN WHEELS

Said farewell to my last hotel, it never was much kind of abode
Glasgow town never brought me down when I was heading out on the road
Carlisle city never looked so pretty and the Kendal freeway is fast
Slow down, driver, I want to stay alive, I want to make this journey last

Helen (Helen) [bad word] on wheels
Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels
Helen (Helen) [bad word] on wheels
And they'll never gonna take her away

M6 South down Liverpool where they play the west coast sound
Sailor Sam, he came from Birmingham but he never will be found
Doing fine when a London sign greets me like a long lost friend
Mister motor, won't you check her out, she's gotta take me back again

Helen (Helen) [bad word] on wheels
Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels
Helen (Helen) [bad word] on wheels
And they'll never gonna take her away

Got no time for [bad word] and lime, I want to get my right foot down (Get my right foot down)
Shake some dust off of this old bus, I gotta get her out of town (Get her out of town)
Spend the day upon the motorway where the carburettors blast (Carburettors blast)
Slow down driver, want to stay alive, I want to make this journey last

Helen (Helen) [bad word] on wheels
Ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels
Helen (Helen) [bad word] on wheels
And they'll never gonna take her away

Say bye-bye...