Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of [bad word] Can't hear you 'cause your mouth's full of [bad word] Do something about it
(Repeat [bad word] 
Well I'm really back to basics right beside a bar
Choke the double trouble big one to the joker with the card
Good call
What's the crack, what's the damage done today
From [bad word] to [bad word] a banana skin away
Knock it back knock it out
Chuck a nightmare dart [bad word] on the mic turns turning to the court
Putting beef vol-au-vents across the Union Jack
Bolinger and Bitter says the colonies are back
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You think you're god's gift
You're a liar
I wouldn't [bad word] on you if you were on fire
(Repeat)
(Repeat [bad word] 
Up your ronson
Take a tab
With a flash of Zippo light
Catch the hip parade passing to the Polaroids right
Check the manic little rebel with a bottle in his hand
rhyming manifesto and a butty from his mam
Local lad made bad with cowboy charm
Claims he doesn't really mean every [bad word] 'em-all barb
Pass the mic
Karaoke with the yesteryear stars
Time to weep into your beer 'til the fireworks start
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You think you're god's gift
You're a liar
I wouldn't [bad word] on you if you were on fire
(Repeat)
(Repeat [bad word]