Music by Koha; lyrics by V.Komissarov
Эту песню Коха написал в Питере, в 1996 году на репетиции. Песня о французском женском имени – Николя, хотя по приколу эта песня посвящена Коле Егереву, первому гитаристу группы PUSHKING, и в русском варианте это название звучит как «Ни кола и ни двора».

No, I never came here to stay
I just stopped to pass the time
Walk along les champs elysee’s
Taste again some good red wine
 [bad word] 
Since I don’t have much to do
I just waste my time you
Nicolas, Nicolas, Nicolas, Nicolas
Cher ami a’chaque jour

Tricky Paris captured my glance
I’m enslaved by this old town
Feeling I’m in French – style romance
Like I’m gently sliding down
 [bad word] 
Since I don’t have much to do
I’ll just try to talk to you
Nicolas, Nicolas, Nicolas, Nicolas
Je suis fou, ce tout

Bridge1:
I didn’t know Paris would be my home some day
With you, my gentle guide, to lead me all the way
Nicolas babe
Oh, I could never find a better place for home
You’ve changed my world – French revolution in your soul
Nicolas cher

Bridge 2:
With a smile sly old Paris rolls by
We’re gonna dance right on top of its spires
Don’t you make you a face, when I’m talking to you
(Yes I know my French when you say “tu est fou”)
Je suis fou, ce tout