Monday:Late again,today,he`d be in trouble though
he`d say he was sorry,he`d have to hurry out the bus.
Tuesday:Horace was so sad,he`d never had a girl that he
could care for,and if he was late once more,he`d be out. [bad word] Don`t be afraid,just knock on the door,
Well he just stood there mumblin` and fumblin`.
Then a voice from above said--
"Horace Wimp,this is your life,
Go out and find yourself a wife.
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life plan."
Wednesday:Horace met a girl,she was small and she
was very pretty,he thought he was in love,he was afraid.
Thursday:Asks her for a date,the cafe down the street
tomorrow evening,his head was reeling,
when she said "Yes O.K."
Repeat [bad word] Friday:Horace,this is it,he asks the girl if maybe they
could marry,when she says "gladly." Horace cries.
Sunday:Everybody`s at the church,when [bad word] in and says "Now [bad word] my wife,
for the rest of my life." and she did.
Repeat [bad word]