If I could write you a song to make you fall in love
I would already have you up under my arms
I used up all of my tricks
I hope that you like this
But you probably won't, 
You think you're cooler than me
You got designers shades just to hide your face and
You wear 'em around like you're cooler than me
And, you never say hey or remember my name 
And, it's probably cause you think you're cooler than me

You got your high brows
Shoes on your feet 
And, you wear 'em around like it ain't [bad word] But, you don't know the way that you look
When your steps make that much noise (shh)
See, I got you all figured out
You need every one's eyes just to feel seen...girl
You're so vain...
You probably think that this song is about you, don't you? (don't you?)

If I could write you a song to make you fall in love
I would already have you up under my arms
I used up all of my tricks
I hope that you like this
But you probably won't, 
You think you're cooler than me
You got designers shades just to hide your face and
You wear 'em around like you're cooler than me (cooler than me)
And, you never say hey or remember my name 
And, it's probably cause you think you're cooler than me

You got you're high brows
Switching your walk
And, you don't even look when you pass by
But, you don't know the way that you look
When your steps make that much noise (shh)
See, I got you all figured out
You need everyone's eyes just to feel seen...girl
You're so vain...
You probably think that this song is about you, don't you? (don't you?)