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Afromans pimpin Pennsylvania.
If you don?t know how to suck, I?ll train ya.
Flyin down the 76 like a 76er.
Between the turn table keep the Colt 45 in the mixer.)

Chillin With My girl in Pittsburgh
 [bad word] her [bad word] whiles I hit the herb
 [bad word] her friend in State College.
No degree, just ghetto knowledge
She?s from Penn State
I?m from the State penn

I?m afro [bad word] M N
Getting licked by a girl in Lancaster.
Leavin her face [bad word] disaster
Pots Town, Weeds Ville.
Pennsylvania getin high for real
Betty with the Gettysburg Address
I raised her dress and left a mess
This girl from Altoona
I opened her legs, it was all tuna
I met this girl from Clearfield
When the coast was clear, I [bad word] her in the field

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just up in the city of brotherly love.
What a bunch of [bad word] 
I?m just playin [bad word] 
You know I like Rando Cunningham
Dr. J, Charles Barkley,
I have a son, I ain?t done
The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff
Schooly D, smokin blunts to death

So Dr. J, [bad word] that J
Roll me a Philly for the city of Philly
We used to be boys but we turned them in with the munchies
Eatin Philly Cheese steak again
[ Afroman Lyrics are found on www [bad word] ]

Who?s that smoking by the liberty Bell?
It?s Afroman from East Palmdale
Signing the declaration of independence from our dependence.

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Lauren, from the city of Warren told me I was boring
I pimp slapped Lauren now I got Lauren out there whoren
Met this girl form Grove City, as I drove, she flashed her [bad word] 
I dropped her off in Clarion, Slapped her on her [bad word]  said ?carry on?

Took my hoes to Johnstown, they jumped out the car, sucked the Johns down
 [bad word] this girl, form Kittaning, while she was in the backyard tanning.
Met this girl form Chevy Chase Heights, my [bad word] takes frequent flights in her [bad word] and around the globe.
Back to Latrobe, [bad word] in a Ford Probe

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Winter time, feeling leery, van broke down right by Lake Erie
Met a little girl in Mill Creek, put my cold hand on her warm butt cheek
Got a motel up 79, turned on the heat and everything was fine
My van got (indc) in Quarry
While I [bad word] the receptionist Laurie

Did a show that night in Titusville
Afro is the tightest and that?s for real
I know why the call it Oil City,
All the women like oil on their [bad word] 

I met a new girl in New Castle
Nothin feels better than a brand new [bad word] 
Virgin girl, from St. Marry,
Afroman poppin that cherry.
Summer, from Summerset
In the wintertime she?s still wet
I met a rich lady in Buter,
I said ?I?m Afroman, your new butler?

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