Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? 
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. 
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends, 
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? 

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV? 
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me. 
I wait for delivery each day until three, 
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV? 

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? 
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down. 
Prove that you love me and buy the next round, 
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? 
Everybody! 

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? 
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends, 
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends, 
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? 
That's it!