You got you some legs baby 
 That just won't quit 
 You got a pretty boy 
 And he looks pretty hip 
 You got you one on the sly 
 But you gave him the slip 
 And that's just a cryin' shame 

 'Cause you love the boy 
 With pretty green eyes 
 And you love the boy 
 Who says he's so clever and wise 
 And you love the boy 
 Who's always telling you lies 
 And that's just a cryin' shame 

 Sometimes it never quits raining 
 Sometimes that phone just won't ring 
 Sometimes I never miss nothing 
 And sometimes I miss anything 

 But you like 'em tall when it's raining 
 And you like 'em dark when you're feeling no pride 
 But you never felt anything that you wanted to hide 
 And that's just a cryin' shame 

 So he says you look lovely my dear 
 You say thank you I'm fine 
 And you spend all his money 
 And you spend all his time 
 And you spend the night 
 Like you were spending a dime 
 And that's just a cryin' shame