Dino Spumoni

    Darling, you left my heart 
    In pieces on the floor 
    So tell me why shouldn't I 
    Break some things of yours? 

    I'll smash your lamp, the antique chair, 
    That stupid thing you always wear; 
    I'll smash a vase, the radio, 
    Those little teacups from Limoge; 

    Your wacky paintings on the walls; 
    Darling — POW — I'll smash 'em all; 
    Lover, it's just a game; 
    Cupid can take the blame; 
    I'll take the place apart, 
    But don't worry — I won't smash your heart! 

    Not me — maybe some other clown, but I'm not gonna smash your heart, baby — you're talkin' to Dino over here.