Blame it on the Tetons 
Yeah I need a scapegoat now 
No my dog won't bite you 
Though it had the right to 
You oughta give her credit 
Cuz she knows I would've let it happen 

Blame it on the weekends 
God I need a Cola now 
Oh we mummble loudly 
We wear our shame so proudly 
Wore our blank expressions 
Tryin' to look interesting 
Blame it all on me 
Cuz God I need a cold one now 

All of them eager actors 
Gladly taking credit 
For the lines created 
By the people tucked away from sight 
Is just a window 
From the room we're bound to 
If you find a way out 
Oh would you just let me know how 
Would you just let me know how 

Blame it on the web but 
The spider's your problem now 
language is the liquid 
That we're all dissolved in 
Great for solving problems 
After it creates a problem 
Blame it on the Tetons 
God I need a scapegoat now 

Everyones a building burning 
With no one to put the fire out 
Standing at the window looking out 
Waiting for time to burn us down 
Everyones a ocean drowning 
With no one really to show how 
They might get a little better 
Air if they turned themselves into a cloud