Guinness Boys

Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh)
Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh)
Guiness boys we are here, love your woman and drink their beer
oooh we are the guinness boys

Me futbol team's lost 4 - 1 (oh oh, oh oh)
feeling bad and feeling glum (oh oh, oh oh)
to the pub on a saturday night
30 minutes later and I feel alright
oooh we are the guinness boys

Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh)
Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh)
Guiness boys we are here, love your woman and drink their beer
oooh we are the guinness boys

Some say i'm a [bad word] bum (oh oh, oh oh)
Me mother in law she's some front (oh oh, oh oh)
but I like a drink its a way of life
it gets me out and away from the wife
oooh we are the guinness boys

me mates and me are having fun (oh oh, oh oh)
I look to the clock its half past one (oh oh, oh oh)
the wife`s gonna kill me and the doors are locked
I`ve got no money cause I spent the lot
oooh we are the guinness boys

Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh)
Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh)
Guiness boys we are here, love your woman and drink their beer
oooh we are the guinness boys

Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh)
Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh)
Guiness boys we are here, love your woman and drink their beer
oooh we are the guinness boys

Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh)
Guinness boys we are here (oh oh, oh oh)
Guiness boys we are here, love your woman and drink their beer
oooh we are the guinness boys

Southgate

Gareth Southgate stood on the spot
Couldn't believe the chance he got
He'd be a hero with one toe punt
But sent it at the keeper oh what a [bad word] 
SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME
SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME
SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME - OH NO HE'S MISSED THE BUS
Should he hit to the left
Should he hit to the right
Don't really matter coz he was [bad word] 
That's the way our luck goes
Couldn't see the ball coz of the size of his nose
If I score this it'll be a killer
Coz they won't let me at Aston Villa
Didn't take [bad word] up for the kick
Even me mum thinks I'm a prick
DANCE NOW WHATEVER YOU WILL BE
BUT HE MISSED THE [bad word] PENALTY
SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN
WHEREVER WE MAY BE
COZ HE MISSED THE [bad word] PENALTY