Intro Part One: Method Man (album version)

Yeahhh, torture [bad word] what?
[Torture [bad word] what?]
What?
I'll [bad word] I'll [bad word] tie you to a [bad word] bedpost
with your [bad word] cheeks spread out and [bad word] Right?
Put a hanger on a [bad word] stove and let that [bad word] sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your [bad word] slow like
Tssssssss

[Yeah, I'll [bad word] Yeah I'll [bad word] lay your nuts on a [bad word] dresser
Just your nuts layin on a [bad word] dresser
And bang them [bad word] with a spiked [bad word] bat]
Ooooohhhh
[Whassup? BLAOWWW!!]

I'll [bad word] I'll [bad word] pull your [bad word] tongue out your [bad word] mouth
and stab the [bad word] with [bad word] screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
[I'll [bad word] 

[I'll [bad word] I'll [bad word] hang you by your [bad word] [bad word] off a [bad word] twelve sto-story building out this [bad word] 

I'll [bad word] I'll [bad word] sew your [bad word] closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

Intro Part Two: Genius (all versions)

[Yo, roll the dice, yo roll the dice
Yo, so it's going down like that, huh? Yeah?
Niggaz is whylin, check it out kid]

From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again
The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty [bad word]  Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef
U-God, Ghost Face Killer and the Method Man

M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN

Verse One:

Hey, you, get off my cloud
You don't know me and you don't know my style
Who be gettin flam when [bad word] to a jam?
Here I am here I am, the Method Man
Patty cake patty cake hey the method man
Don't eat Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan
Peanut butter, cuz I'm not butter
In fact I snap back like [bad word] band, I be Sam Sam I am
And I dont eat green eggs and ham
Style will hit ya, wham!, then [bad word] 
You be like oh [bad word] that's the jam
Turn it up now hear me get buckwu-wu-wild
I'm about to blow light me up
Upside downside inside and outside
Hittin you from every angle there's no doubt
I am, the one and only Method Man
The master of the plan wrappin [bad word] like Saran
Wrap, with some of this and some of that
Hold up (what?) I tawt I tat I putty tat
Over there, but I think he best to beware
Of the diggy dog [bad word] right here
Yippy yippy yay yippy yah yippy yo
Like Deck said this aint your average [bad word] like rah ooh ah achie kah
Tell me how ya like it so far baby paw
The poetry's in motion coast to coast [bad word] it on your skin like lotion
What's [bad word]  oh my lord
Another corn chopped by the Wu-Tang sword
Hey hey hey like Fat Albert
It's the Method Man ain't no if ands about it
It's the Method

Break:

All right, y'all get ya White Owls, get ya meth, get ya skins
Don't forget your fourty
And we gonna do it like this

I got, fat bags of skunk
I got, White Owl blunts
And I'm about to go get lifted
Yes I'm about to go get lifted

I got, myself a fourty
I got, myself a shorty
And I'm about to go and stick it
Yes I'm about to go and stick it

Verse Two:

Uhh
H-U-F-huff and I puff
Blow like snow when the cold wind's blowin
Zoom, I hit the mic like boom
Wrote a song about it like to hear it here it goes
Question what exactly is a panty raider
Ill behaviour savior or major flavor
All of the above oh yeah plus I do so
Also flam I'm the man call me super
Not an average Joe with an average flow
Doing average things with average hoes
Yo I'm super I'll make a [bad word] squirm
For my, Su-per Sperm (check it)
Check it I give it to ya raw butt naked
I smell sess pass the Method
Let's get lifted as I kick ballistics
Missles and shoot game like a pistol
Clip is loaded when I click bang dang
Wu-Tang slug hits your brain
J-U-M-P jump a