Now you can do the watusi
You can do it if you try
Any puppy dog or [bad word] 
Can do the jerk or do the fly
Now you can do the wooly bully
But can you pull the wooly wooly
Can you wag, can you wag the dog
You got the shimmy and the hustle
It’s all the rage downtown
Yeh, you don’t have to have the muscle
To get into the mess around
’cos you can do the wooly bully
But can you pull the wooly wooly
Can you wag, can you wag the dog
So make him sit, make him stay [bad word] to heel, go to play
Roll him over, lie still
Make him go kill, attaboy
Wag that dog, baby
You have had the duck and mashed potato
Funky chicken on a roll
Move on up a little later
To the monkey and the stroll
Now you can do the wooly bully
But can you pull the wooly wooly
Can you wag, can you wag the dog
Now go bow, bow wow wow
Now go woof, woof woof woof
Yeh, that’s right, wag the dog
The [bad word] boogaloo
The hully gully and the limbo too
Wag that dog
Yeh, hitchhike for me baby
Now we’re barefootin’
The funky funky penguin
That’s the bug, and that’s the [bad word] 
Yeh, but can you wag
Wag the dog, can you wag the dog
Wag the dog, can you wag the dog