I love [bad word] 
you make me feel alright
every waking hour
and every lonely night
I love [bad word] 
for all you give to me
predictable errors and no identity
and it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy

all I need to do is click on you
and we'll be joined
in the most soul-less way
and we'll never
 [bad word] each other's day
cuz when I'm through I just click
and you just go away

I love [bad word] 
you're always in the mood
I get sorted on
when I turn on you
I love [bad word] 
you never ask for more
you can be a princess
or you can be my [bad word] 
and it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy
all I need to do is click on you
and we'll be joined
in the most soul-less way
and we'll never
 [bad word] each other's day
cuz when I'm through I just click
and you just go away

the world outside is so big
but it's safe in my domain
because to you
I'm just a number
and a clever screen name

all I need to do is click on you
and we'll be together for eternity
and no one is ever gonna take my love
from me because I've got security,
her password and a key