my mother [bad word] a donkey 
down in mexico 
she had trienta margaritas 
trienta years ago 
her purse had just been stolen 
she had to make some cash 
for 50,000 pesos 
the donkey [bad word] her [bad word] 
im so ashamed it made me sick 
my mother's box was his salt lick 
human donkey fornication 
her taco is the destination 
it soon became apparent 
it wasnt for the dough 
a genuine fiesta - at the donkey show 
the crowd would shout ole 
as she nibbled on his sack 
they never had a patron 
demand their money back 
the donkeys name was lucky 
oh boy he loved to [bad word] 
he'd get so [bad word] excited 
he'd kick and make you duck 
if you want to be a star 
its easy to be famous 
just pull down your pants 
and let lucky [bad word] your [bad word] 
a real freak show in the pit 
the donkey's [bad word] my moms [bad word] 
acting like a [bad word] ranchero 
dancing around a big sombrero 
lucky the luckiest donkey