I never know if [bad word] or going
 You say you love me, but don’t know how to show it
 And all the candy cane you got
 It doesn’t equal sweet when you’re just plain nuts

Snow is almost seven inches deep
 I’m feeling better than I think I have in weeks
 I’m keeping cozy and warm
 Without you all on my own

Merry Xmas says your text message
 Merry Xmas says your text message
 But you’re late by a day or two
 so mine says thanks a lot and [bad word] you

Listen to the boy with a big lump of coal now
 I guess you know where I think it should go now
 There so much more to it than this
 You’re not just at the bottom of Santa’s list

Last December I remember when
 You said you wanna give me everything
 Now I so look forward to
 A’ Celebrate new year without you

Merry Xmas says your text message
 Merry Xmas says your text message
 But you’re late by a day or two
 so mine says thanks a lot and [bad word] you

Merry Xmas says your text message
 Very Merry Xmas says your text message
 Oh I never should have fallen for you
 so mine says thanks a lot and [bad word] you

No regrets none
 For a moment
 Facing forward
 Next year’s golden

Snow is almost seven inches deep
 I’m feeling better than I think I have in weeks
 I’m keeping cozy and warm
 Without you all on my own
 Last December I remember when
 You said you wanna give me everything
 Now I look forward to
 A’ Celebrate new year without you

Merry Xmas says your text message
 Merry Xmas says your text message
 Oh you’re late by a day or two
 so mine says thanks a lot and [bad word] you

Merry Xmas says your text message
 Very Merry Xmas says your text message
 Ooh I never should have fallen for you
 so mine says thanks a lot but [bad word] you

No regrets none (Merry Xmas)
 For a moment (Very Merry Xmas)
 Facing forward (Merry Xmas)
 Next year’s golden