Lyrics: 

Hey! Give me a listen you corpses of cheer 
Least those of you who've still got an ear 
I'll tell you a tale that makes Billious cry 
Of our own jubiliciously lovely Corpse Bride 

Die, die we all pass away 
But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay 
And you might try 'n' hide 
And you might try 'n' pray 
But we all end up the remains of the game 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
Yeah yeah yeah 

Well, our girl is a beauty known for miles around 
When a mysterious stranger came into town 
She's a plenty good FLARPer, yet a partner she lacks 
And our poor little lady, she fell hard and fast 
When her Matesprit said no, she just couldn't cope 
So our FLARPers came up with a plan to elope 

Die, die we all pass away 
But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay 
And you might try 'n' hide 
And you might try 'n' pray 
But we all end up the remains of the game 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
Yeah yeah yeah 

So they conjured up a plan to play late at night 
They told not a soul, kept the whole thing tight 
But our heroine, elated, went to visit her beau 
He didn't live far, a couple miles or so 
Tiptoed up to his block, it was empty, it seemed 
Save for maybe a jar of, oh say, mind honey 

From the open window on the second story 
On that dark foggy night at a quarter to three 
She had so much to tell him, but where was he? 

And then? 

She called out 

And then? 

There in the shadows, was it her man? 

And then? 

Het little heart beat so loud 

And then? 

And then baby, everything went black... 

Now when she opened her eyes she was dead as dust 
Her FLARP Team was missin' and her heart was bust 

So she held a [bad word] of revenge, so they say, 
She'd waited so long just to make that [bad word] pay 
Now her flesh and her bones are replaced with live steel 
When your heart is that twisted, you sure don't wanna feel 
Thankfully a mechanic is there by her side 
And that's the story of our own Corpse Bride 

Die, die we all pass away 
But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay 
And you might try 'n' hide 
And you might try 'n' pray 
But we all end up the remains of the game 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
Yeah yeah yeah