I’m not [bad word] but I’d snog you anyday
I’ve had a few and I want to kiss you
I’m not [bad word] but I’d snog you anyway
I’ve had a beer and I feel a bit [bad word] 
she say
two [bad word] and three’s a crowd
my man said if its two birds then its allowed
she say
two [bad word] and three’s a crowd
my man says bring the lovely ladies round

he says
you pretty ladies are you putting on a show
if you’re not really [bad word] then let the men know
pretty ladies kissing are you putting on a show
if you’re not really [bad word] then let the lads know

she say
I’m not [bad word] but I’d snog you anyday
I’ve had a few and I want to kiss you
I’m not [bad word] but I’d snog you anyway
I’ve had a beer and I feel a bit [bad word] 
this whole pub is on heat
have you all had all had oysters
even the barman wants a say

I’m not [bad word] but I’d let you anyday
you make me want to turn the cheek the other way
I’m not [bad word] but I’d let you anyway
I’ve had a beer shandy, feel [bad word] randy

three in the bed
and the little one said
roll over
alright
roll over
alright
three in the bed
and the little one said
I’m not [bad word] roll over

she say
I’m not [bad word] but I’d snog you anyday
I’ve had a few and I want to kiss you
I’m not [bad word] but I’d snog you anyway
I’ve had a beer and I feel a bit [bad word] 
love to see the pretty ladies kiss
something I would never ever miss
love to see the pretty ladies
touch one another
good for the ladies
and good for the brother

love to see the pretty ladies dance and sing
love to see the pretty ladies touch and ting
pretty ladies wrestling in the mud all nude
muddy naked girls put a brother in the mood

she say
I’m not [bad word] but I’d snog you anyday
I’ve had a few and I want to kiss you
I’m not [bad word] but I’d snog you anyway
I’ve had a beer and I feel a bit [bad word] 
she say
I’m not [bad word] but I’d snog you anyday
I’ve had a few and I want to kiss you
I’m not [bad word] but I’d snog you anyway
I’ve had a beer and I feel a bit [bad word]