Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about 
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out 
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder 
'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder 
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas 
And if you've got beef - you'll get capped in the knees 
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest 
And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest 
 [bad word]  Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling 
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin' 

Snatching gold chains - vicking pieces of eight 
I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate 
We got wenches on the benches - and bitties with [bad word] 
Housing all girlies from city to city 
One for all and all for one 
Taking out M.C.'s with a big shotgun 
All for one and one for all 
Because the Beastie Boys have gone A.W.O.L. 
Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat 
Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat 
We got maidens and wenches - man they're on the ace 
Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face 

(repeat [bad word]  

Ali Baba and the forty thieves 

Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin' 
Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiling 
I'm wheeling' - I'm dealin' - I'm drinking, not thinking 
Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking 
Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey 
And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky 
Skirt chasing, free basing - killing every village 
We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage 

(repeat [bad word]  

I've been drinking [bad word] - a Def son of a gun 
I fought the law and I cold won 
Black Beard's weak - Moby [bad word] s on the tick 
'Cause I pull out my jammy and squeeze off six 
My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker 
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker 
Rhymin' and stealin' in a [bad word] state 
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to [bad word] s gate 

(repeat [bad word]