April:
One less bell to answer
One less egg to fry
One less man to pick up after
I should be happy
But all I do is cry

Will:
(Cry, cry, no more laughter)

April:
Oh, I should be happy

Will:
(Oh, why did she go?)

April:
I only know that since he left my life's so empty
Though I try to forget it just can't be done
Each time the doorbell rings I [bad word] 
April & Will:
I don't know how in the world

April:
To stop thinking of him

Will:
(I should be happy)

April:
'Cause I still love him so
I end each day the way I start out

Will:
I start and end each day crying<
Crying my heart out

Will:
One less bell to answer

April:
One less egg to fry<
One less man

Will:
(One less man)

April:
To pick up after

Will:
(No more)

April:
No more laughter

April & Will:
No more love

April:
Since he went away

Will:
(Since she went away)

April:
Since he went away...
Oooh, chair is still a chair
Even when there's no one sitting there
Well, I'm not meant to live alone
Turn this house into a home
When I climb the stair and turn the key
Oh, please be there
Still in love with me...

Will:
(One less bell to answer)

April:
Each time the doorbell rings, I [bad word] 
Will:
(One less egg to fry)

April:
One less man

Will:
(One less man)

April:
To pick up after

Will:
(No more)

April:
No more laughter

April & Will:
No more love

April:
Since he went away

Will:
(Since she went away)

April:
Since he went away

April & Will:
All I do is cry