I met her in a club down in old Soho 
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola 
See-oh-el-aye cola 
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance 
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola 
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola 

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy 
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine 
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola 
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand 
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man 
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola 

Well we drank champagne and danced all night 
Under electric candlelight 
She picked me up and sat me on her knee 
And said dear boy won't [bad word] home with me 
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy 
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola 
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola 
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola 

I pushed her away. I walked to the door 
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees 
Then I looked at her and she at me 

Well that's the way that I want it to stay 
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola 
La-la-la-la Lola 
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls 
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola 
La-la-la-la Lola 

Well I left home just a week before 
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before 
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand 
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man 

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man 
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man 
And so is Lola 
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola 
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola