Apu: You see, whether igloo, hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome
    There's no [bad word] I have been to, which I'd rather call my home.

    [music starts]

    When I first arrived, you were all such jerks
    But now [bad word] to looooooove your quirks
    Maggie with her eyes so bright
    Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright
    Lisa can philosophise
    Bart's adept at spinning lies
    Homer's a delightful fella
    Sorry 'bout the salmonella
    Homer: Heh heh, that's OK.

    Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
    [bad word] the tricky part
    Oh, won't you rhyme with me?

    Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
    Marge: Their floors are stick-E-Mart
    Lisa: They made Dad sick-E-Mart
    Bart: Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart
    Homer: The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh!

    Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Not me...
    Family: (Forget the Kwik-E-Mart
    Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart
    Who needs the Kwik-E-mart?)
    Apu: Not me!