Lisa: You like musicals don't you dad?
    Homer: No, I don't, I think they're bad
    They're fake and phony and totally wrong
    Bart: Wake up dad, you're singing a song
    Homer: I wouldn't, I couldn't, I hate that stuff
    Marge: Now Homer, listen, I've had enough
    In our family videos we have clearly seen
    you're a singing, dancing, entertainment machine.

    [clips]

    Bart: Mom was right, your singing's a sin
    You're as les misérable as Lee Marvin
    Marge: Sure your dad's singing could make your hair curl
    but you too Bart have sung and danced like a girl
    Bart: Eep.

    [clips]

    Lisa: That was pretty bad Bart, but it could have been worse
    you could have been carrying a sequined verse
    Bart: I hate to dance, and prance and sing
    That's really more of a Milhouse thing
    Marge: I think you move like a young Baryshnikov
    Snake: Nobody move, or I'll blow your heads off
    All: Ohh
    Snake: Ohh.

    Marge: It's a desperate criminal on [bad word] from the law
    please spare my children
    Homer: And their damp-trousered pa
    Snake: singing family, it's worse than I feared
    for hostage purposes, you're just too weird. Bye!
    Homer: See? All this singing scared him away
    if we just talked like normal he'd probably stay
    Lisa: Many people in this town sing like we do
    There's Mr. Burns, there's [bad word]  and even Apu.

    [clips]

    Lisa: Because he was singing, we overheard his plan
    and could save those dogs from that mean old man
    Bart: It still wasn't worth, Burns, a song and dance
    Snake: I'm back so resume, wetting your pants
    Homer: Okay
    Snake: Because of you all I've got a tune in my head
    and the only way to stop it is to make you all dead
    Say your prayers, and then it's kablamo
    Uh-oh, I'll be back when I get some ammo. Bye!

    Homer: Even the criminals are beginning to croon
    Marge: Homey, this whole [bad word] on a tune
    Our churches, our clubs, our government too
    Bart: Springfield swings like a pendulum do
    Lisa: We can't even get any local laws passed
    without everyone singing... like a big broadway cast.

    [clips]

    Homer: All right Marge
    you've convinced me
    there are more terrible things
    than [bad word] where everyone sings
    Lisa: There is something worse
    Bart: And it really does blow
    All: When a [bad word] series does a cheesy clip show!
    Snake: I'm back [bad word] phelonious assault
    because your infernal singing, just would not halt.