All about Ronnie,
 There's so much to tell!
 All about Ronnie,
 I know him so well!

 His magical fingers,
 Their sense of embrace;
 His whisper that lingers,
 Caressing you face.

 All about Ronnie,
 Best told in a toast;
 Let me propose it,
 He's my favourite host!

 We'll drink from dry glasses,
 There's no need for wine!
 The champagne is Ronnie,
 And Ronnie is mine!