Stop! Have a beer it's on me
Has anyone ever told you that you
That you look like a star
When you're sitting at the bar.

So I drink, cause it makes me
Happier than being alone.
My good friend, Johnny Walker
Keeps me warm like a [bad word] 
Seems like everybody's got
Something I have not,
reason not to die
Death to Mr. Right
Cause that's not me

Seems like everybody's got
Something I have not,
reason not to die
So I say death to Mr. Right
He makes me sad, yeah yeah yeah