Want some whiskey in your water?
Sugar in your tea?
Whats all these crazy questions
They are asking me?
This is the craziest party
That could ever be
Dont turn on the lights
Cause I dont wanna see

Mama told me not [bad word] Mama told me not [bad word] She said, "That aint the way to have fun, son"

Open up the window
Let some air into this room
I think Im almost choking
From the smell of stale perfume
And the cigarette youre smoking
Bout to scare me half to death
Open up the window
Let me catch my breath!

Mama told me not [bad word] Mama told me not [bad word] She said "That aint the way to have fun, son
That aint the way to have fun, son, son, son"

The radio is blasting
Someones knocking at the door
Im looking at my girlfriend
She just passed out on the floor
Ive seen so many things
I aint never seen before
Dont know what it is
But I dont wanna see no more

Mama told me not [bad word] Mama told me not [bad word] (Mama told me she said)
She said "That aint the way to have fun, no" (no, no)
"That aint the way to have fun, son"

And Mama told me, mama told me
Mana told me, mama told me
Mama told me not [bad word] (Mama told me not [bad word] 
"That aint the way to have fun, son"
"That aint the way to have fun" (thats what she said, she said)
"That aint the way to have fun, no"
"That aint the way to have fun" (Mama told me)

And Mama told me, mama told me
Mama told me, mama told me
She told me not [bad word] (Mama told me not [bad word] 
"That aint the way to have fun" (that aint the way to have fun)
"That aint the way to have fun, son"
"That aint the way to have fun" (oh no, no)...

Spoken: Maybe I shouldve listened