"Oh, I got a live one here!"

Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
"Go, go, go with a smile!"
BATDANCE
Do it
Keep bustin'

["do it" repeated in the background]
I've seen the future and it will be
I've seen the future and it will be
BATMAN, BATMAN
I've seen the future and it will be
BATMAN (house, do it, house)
"And where, and where, is the Batman?"

Do it, do it
let's do it, let's do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it

"Stop the press"
"Stop the press, who is that?"
"Vicky Vale", "Vicky Vale"
"I like"
Batman, Batman, Batman
"Oh - that's nice"
"Hi, [bad word] Wayne"
"I've tried to avoid all this, but I can't"
"I just gotta know... are we gonna try 2 love each other?"
"Stop the press - who is that?"
"Vicky Vale"
"She's great, isn't she?"

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I wanna bust that body
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I wanna bust that body right
"I'd like 2"
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
"But he's out there right now"
I wanna bust that body
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah 2 night

"Well, miss Vale"
"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
"I always ask that of all my prey"
"I just like the sound of it"
(screams)

"I've got 2 go 2 work"
Batman
"I've got 2 go 2 work"
Batman
If a man is considered guilty
Work!
4 what goes on in his mind
Work!
Then gimme the electric chair
Work!
4 all my future crimes-oh
Work!
Electric chair

Hey Ducky, let me stick the 7-inch
In [bad word] 
HA, HA, HA
Hey, we got the power
Oh, we got the soul
Hey, we got to sho'nuff get off
2 make the devil go, go

"This town needs an [bad word] #33;"

"I'm gonna kill U"
Power
"I'm not gonna kill U"
Soul
"I'm gonna kill U"
Power
"I'm not gonna kill U"
Soul
Let's do it
"I'm Batman"
Batman
Don't stop dancin'
"I'm Batman"
Batman
Don't stop dancin'
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Batman, Batman, Batman
Don't stop, don't stop
Let's do it
Don't stop dancin'
Let's do it, Batman
Let's do it, Batman
Don't stop dancin'
Don't stop dancin'
No, [bad word] it! Turn the music back up!
You son of a [bad word] #33;

"Have you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"

Who's gonna stop 200 balloons?
Nobody!
Batman