Wherever we go, bluebirds sing

And the flowers bloom

And the grass gets green

It’s a curious thing

But it’s just our thing

Wherever we go, the bees behave

In the treetops, squirrels smile and wave

It’s a curious thing

And it’s humbling

Where we go, little glow-worms glow

Little [bad word] run ahead

Gonna tell their friends

Little mice, little men

Get ‘em all excited

All invited
 [bad word] 

Hands up

Holler back here

Let’s throw this party in gear

We brought the [bad word] mat

Wherever we go, that’s where the party’s at

Hands up

Holler back now

We don’t claim any know-how

We’re giving God all that

Wherever we go, that’s where the party’s at

Wherever we go, the dumb get wise

And the crime rates drop

And the markets rise

It’s a curious thing

But it’s just our thing

Bullies make nice, crooks repent

And the ozone layer shows improvement

It’s a curious thing

And it’s humbling

Wherever we’re led

All the Living Dead

Wanna leave their Zombie Mob

It’s a touching scene when they [bad word] clean

God help us, we just love our job