I'm your secret
 You're my worst friend
 I know, I know
 I know the [bad word] to the sea
 All of the time
 Still, I [bad word] back to land [bad word]  come [bad word] again
 Karmageddon, my friend
 [bad word] again
 I know, I know
 The water will support the whale
 Though some girl always has a hold of the tail

 I think this itch is trying to undo you
 Straight off the plane and already swimming inside you
 Recall the nights when the morning [bad word] 
 When I stuck you with a tequila bottle until the sun shone through
 You swim on to get what you want
 Then [bad [bad word] home singing me a siren song, so...

 I'm your secret
 You're fair weather
 I know, I know
 The mountain never ducks for the rain 
 At any time
 I'll [bad word] your way again [bad word]  come [bad word] again
 Karmageddon, my friend
 [bad word] again
 I know, I know
 The water will support the whale
 Though some girl always has a hold of the tail

 I think you say whatever you need to say to
 Get your [bad word] on and somebody to pay for you
 All of those lines and lines and lines and lines
 That shot out your mouth and came rearing up behind you
 tidal wave when the water was inside you
 I [bad word] you like a coca-cola when I should have stoned you