I've got a little WILLY, i put it in my BUM,
me and my bum have all kinds of fun.

Me and my Willy are really old friends,
water popped out where my willy hole ends.

Silly old willy, look what you've done!
You've got water on my friendly old bum.

My willy's silly and a little bit dumb,
and my bum eats plums 'cos a plum tastes yum.

WILLY BUM BUM BUM BUM.

Enough about my willy and more about my BUM!
I can fit my friendly old thumb rigth in my bum
when i do a little [bad word] air popped out where my
bum hole starts.

I fould a wasp,
put it in my bum.

Stung my [bad word]  now my bum hole's numb.

Silly old wasp, look what you've done!

gotta put ice on my friendly old bum.

WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM,
WILLY BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM.

Enough about my bum, more about my willy!

My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly.

My friendly old bum is covered in frost.

My bum got stung by a criss old wasp.

Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun.

how should i fix my cold old bum?

Go outside! and put my bum in the sun and my bum
got burnt and then begun singing...

WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
WILLY BUM BUM BUM BUM, WASP!

Silly old willy and a burnt old bum.
Out in the sun with my pants undone.

Where ar my plums?
Did they get lost?

It's all your fault you smelly old wasp.

Let's get [bad word]  i said to my bum.

It will tast nice on my friendly old tongue.

My greedy old bum said I Want Some!

Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle [bad word] 

WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
WILLY BUM BUM BUM BUM!!!!