Sunny morning
You can hear it
Siren's warning
There is weather on both sides
And I know [bad word] Just like before
There's a black dog
That scratches my door
He's been growling my name saying
You better get [bad word] 
Can you make it better for me
Can you make me see the light of day
Because I got no one
Who will bring me a
Big umbrella
So I'm watching the weather channel
And waiting for the storm

It's just sugar
Just a pill to make me happy
I know it may not fix the hinges
But at least the door has stopped it's creaking
I got friends
They're waiting for me [bad word] out my [bad word] outside and join the human race
But I don't feel so human

Can you make it better for me
Can you make me see the light of day
Because I got lab coats
Who will bring me a panacea
While I'm watching the weather channel
Waiting for the storm

You won't want me
Hanging around the birthday pony
Even though it's just a game
You know we are the same
But you're the better faker.