Tried to find my sock
No good, it's lost
Something's gone wrong again
Need a shave
Cut myself, need a new blade
Something's gone wrong again

And again, and again, and again, again and
Something's gone wrong again
Something's gone wrong again

Tried to fry an egg
Broke the yolk, no joke
Something's gone wrong again
Look at my watch, just to tell the time
But the [bad word] off mine
Something's gone wrong again

Something's gone wrong again
And again, and again, and again, again and
Something's gone wrong again
Something's gone wrong again

Nothing ever happens to people like us
'Cept we miss the bus
Something goes wrong again
Need a smoke, use my last 50p
But the machine is broke
Something's gone wrong again

Something goes wrong again
And again, and again, and again, again and
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again
And again, and again, and again, again and
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

Nothing ever happens to people like us
'Cept we miss the bus
Something goes wrong again
Need a smoke, use my last 50p
But the machine is broke
Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again
And again, and again, and again, again and
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

I turn up early in time for our date
But then you turn up late
Something goes wrong again
Need a drink, go to the pub
But the bugger's shut
Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again
And again, and again, and again, again and
Something goes wrong again
Ah, something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again