I was having one of those days so I thought I'd call you up [bad word] over and we'd have some drinks at our favorite bar
We'd lay in bed and talk things over
You would do your best Italian accent
I'd make a dumb dry joke
But all I got was your voicemail

I've been thinking about leaving this city
And if I left by plane would you call in a bomb threat and then show up at the airport?
And if I left by car would you put a spike strip in the road and then meet me in the hospital?
I've got nowhere left to go.

So I walked down to the beach but it just reminded me of you
Sandwiches, lightning and waves
So i thought I'd call you up
Invite you to our restaurant, I know they don't call it Green Temple for nothing
But hey, dinner is on me
But all I got was your voicemail

I've been thinking about leaving this city
And if I left by plane would you call in a bomb threat and then meet me at the airport?
And if I left by car would you put a spike strip in the road and then meet me in the hospital?
I've got nowhere left to go.

So I thought of that dude that you are kind of not seeing, kind of, really not
And I thought about how you always wanted to see me punch someone out for you
So I walked home in the middle of the street and hoped someone would put me out of my misery
But all the drivers just swerved around me
And called me a jackass

I've been thinking about leaving this city
And if I left by plane would you call in a bomb threat and then meet me at the airport?
And if I left by car would you put a spike strip in the road and then meet me in the hospital?
I've got nowhere left to go.