(Red Shirt)

CAW 
We gotta make it in, in
In the medium
Slay imps, what we gonna win?
Dem trolls saying I'm some kind of knight
Well, rad dudes like me is hard [bad word] by

Rewind time, it's the perfect crime
The stock exchange? Nothing's outta range
In a blink, yeah, I'll pick your pockets
Make a septillion boonbucks and don't give two [bad word] 
I'm on the roof, roof
I dislike stairs
But I'm too cool, cool, I can't abjure
Get on the roof, roof
Like it's your last chance
If you want cool, cool
Then here I am

*Striders*, we gonna stride
Blades up, and spit some rhymes
Homestuck, then turn back time
Leap through another line

Striders, we gonna stride
Blades up, and split the sky
Let's do this one more time
And scratch...

(Lil Cal: We HiGhEr ThAn [bad word] 
(Caw caw caw caw...)

Jump through my gates and break the blades, such [bad word] Drawing Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, can't handle this
So kill who you want, and die if you like
I've strifed all my life, the end is in sight
(Cal: Twinkle, twinkle little star..)

Now everybody let me hear you say CAW CAW CAW
And gimmie all your money 'cause you NAK NAK NAK
But if you're a smuppet, then JEGUS GOG [bad word] (And on the third day, God created the unbreakable katana)

Get on the roof, roof
Like it's your last chance
If you want cool, cool
Then here I am

*Striders*...
(Lil Cal: We HiGhEr ThAn [bad word] 

*Striders*...
(Lil Cal: We HiGhEr ThAn [bad word]