Never Love DJ
(C. Mason)

We all love a DJ
Coz she loves us all the same!
Sets our bodies rockin'
And our minds, they go insane!

We all love a DJ
Coz she loves us all alike!
She sets free the rhythm,
Then we follow her all night

Just because you feel her beat
Doesn' mean you're meant to meet,
An' because she makes you move
Doesn' mean you've gotta prove
You're the best dancer in all the world
And by the time the [bad word] up, she should be your girl.

So you should never love a DJ
Coz she'll get you in a groove,
Then stop 'er song, before you're done,
Depending on her mood.

No you should never love a DJ
Coz her needle can be sharp;
Her fav'rite sound, can cut you down
An' leave a broken heart.

Just because you're pumping hard
Doesn' mean she'll drop 'er guard,
An' because she touches you
Doesn' mean it's really [bad word] You're a sure-fire to be her man
And by the time the [bad word] up, she'll eat out your hand...