Vagina (исполнитель: The Bloodhound Gang)

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be,
Most likely a [bad word] she just didn't excite me,
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright,
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright,
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony,
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much [bad word]  [bad word] like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky,
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys,
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word,
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the [bad word] 
I'm white which goes with everything but I [bad word] in any color,
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother,
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy,
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee,
You know what I really want in a girl? Me,

I need to find a new [bad word] 
Any kind of new [bad word] 
It's hard to rhyme a word like [bad word] 
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina,

Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't [bad word] 
It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up,
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters,
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture,
No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese,
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only,
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner,
Won't have to take her skinny [bad word] out to a fancy dinner,
Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat,
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her [bad word] 
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough,
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up,
Just independent like NOFX ,smart like Janeane Garafolo,
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know,
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee,
You know what I really want in a girl? Me,

I need to find a new [bad word] 
Any kind of new [bad word] 
It's hard to rhyme a word like [bad word] 
Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina, [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word]
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