THE MEGAS: 
In the year 200X, Dr. Light created a super robot named Mega Man 
Mega Man defeated Dr. Wily once. 
Now, Dr. Wily has created eight new robots of his own. 

My name is Mega Man, and I’ll do all I can to save mankind. 

BRENTALFLOSS: 
 [bad word] [bad word] now, [bad word] [bad word] now, and spryly, 
Gotta climb gotta climb now, way up highly 
Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily 
I am Mega Man, here’s my mega plan, you die! 

THE MEGAS: 
Metal Man. 

BRENTALFLOSS: 
Bubble Man! 

THE MEGAS: 
Air Man. 

BRENTALFLOSS: 
Quick Man! 

THE MEGAS: 
Wood Man. 

BRENTALFLOSS: 
Heat Man! 

THE MEGAS: 
Flash Man. 

BRENTALFLOSS: 
Crash Man. 

THE MEGAS: 
Defeated. 

BRENTALFLOSS: 
Yeah! 

THE MEGAS: 
I want to be the one who fights for justice, I want to be the one 
(I’ve got to be the one) 
I want to be the one who fights against you, Dr. Wily 

BRENTALFLOSS: 
Although I like your mustache. 

THE MEGAS: 
I’ve been built by Dr. Light, a robot built to fight for what’s right against wrong. 

BRENTALFLOSS 
I am Mega Man, that’s my mega plan, fly fly! 

THE MEGAS: 
I will save all of you, it’s Mega Man part two, I’m dressed in blue, this is my song. 

BRENTALFLOSS: 
Killin’ time is nigh, Wily’s gonna die, that’s you! 
 [bad word] [bad word] now, [bad word] [bad word] now, so fast-paced 
 [bad word] [bad word] now, it’s a rat race 
Gonna get gonna get that balding [bad word]  
Yeah, this game is grand, yeah it’s Mega Man part two! 
Part three was good and four was pretty good, and five and six were okay, but seven sucked big dinosaur balls! 
Wuh-Pow pow! 

THE MEGAS: 
I can’t believe how much I fought 

BRENTALFLOSS: 
Me either dude. 

THE MEGAS: 
I beat your eight robots, it’s time you’re stopped, Dr. Wily. 

BRENTALFLOSS: 
Here we go! 

THE MEGAS: 
Ready, it’s time to get set, put on your blue helmet, this time we’ll get Dr. Wily 

BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously) 
 [bad word] [bad word] now, [bad word] [bad word] now, Guy Smiley 
 [bad word] [bad word] now, Bill O’Reilly 
Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily, 
I am Mega Man... 

THE MEGAS AND BRENTALFLOSS: 
Let’s get him! 

BRENTALFLOSS: 
‘Cause Dr. Wily is an old nasty son of a taint 
He can escape so slyly, but not this time. 
He thinks he’s leaving, but he ain’t! 

THE MEGAS: 
I want to be the one who fights for justice, I want to be the one 
(I’ve got to be the one) 
I want to be the one who fights against you, Dr. Wily 

BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously) 
Mega man, mega man... 
Although I like your mustache 

THE MEGAS: 
My name is Mega Man, and I’ll do all I can to save mankind. 

BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously) 
 [bad word] [bad word] now, [bad word] [bad word] now, jump or fall 
 [bad word] [bad word] now, Andy Warhol 
Gonna get gonna get you once and for all, 
I am Mega Man, here’s my mega plan, you die!