I just made an enemy of someone 
I don't know and they 
Are upset about somethin' 
That i must have done. 
It really doesn't make much sense 
Well i've got no statement in my defense 
I know, no matter what, 
No matter who, 
No matter what i do. 
Somebody hates me 
And i hate somebody too. 
Did you misunderstand something that i did 
Or was there one 
Of my jokes that you didn't get 
Or do you think 
You've got the way i think 
All figured out. 
What did i say, 
Do make you feel i'm not cool now? 
I know, no matter what 
No matter who 
No matter what i do, 
Somebody hates me, 
And i hate somebody too. 
I know its wrong, 
But i do it to 
And i guess i should say, 
Don't let it get to you. 
I know, no matter what
No matter who 
No matter what i do 
Somebody hates me 
And i hate somebody too 
Somebody like you.