Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream 

 Surprise surprise, the boys are home 
 My guardian [bad word] down my telephone 
 The heat's on mister, can't you hear them scream 
 Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream 

 The [bad word] at the crack of night
 The sad old wino aches to dissipate the fright 
 The jet junk jiver speeds past in his machine 
 Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream 

 broken god from a musty world 
 Sweetly mouthed touched an onyx girl 
 His prison bars were very hard to clean 
 Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream -Yeah 

 Do it, do it, do it to me babe
 Do it to me babe
 Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream -Yeah 

 The Wizard of Oz and the bronzen thief  [bad word] my girl with teutonic teeth 
 But all was lost when her mouth turned green 
 Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream 

 Silver Surfer and the Ragged Kid 
 Are all sad [bad word] boy, they don't have a gig 
 Believe me Pope Paul, my toes are clean 
 Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream 

 Black is black and white is white 
 Some go to heaven and some get it light 
 Your barber's a groove, but his wig, it screams 
 Whatever happened to the Teenage Dream -Yeah