If I was your girlfriend I’d drive you up the wall
Question who you’re with, yeah I’d always call and call
I wouldn’t call it jealousy, just lookin’ out for you
Readin’ all your texts, watching everything you do
Nag nag nag on you
Ask all about your past and Facebook stalk you too
I don’t care about them, I just care about us
So say hello to a girlfriend you should [bad word] trust yea

I’ll always be checkin’ up on you
Hey boy, who you talkin’ to?
If I was your girlfriend, I’ll never let you leave
Without a small recording device tapped under your sleeve
And you’ll only look your best and shave your face for me
Don’t hide secrets in your house cuz boy I stole the key

So tell me if you like her, don’t try to say you don’t
I can see it in your eyes that you wanna try and go
But that ain’t the right choice, yea, you already know
I’ll make you stay with me and be mad if you don’t
Gr-girlfriend, girlfriend, I will be your girlfriend
I will be your girlfriend, I WILL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

I’ll always be checkin’ up on you
Hey boy, who you talkin’ to?
If I was your girlfriend, I’d never let you leave
Without a small recording device tapped under your sleeve
And you’ll only look your best and shave your face for me
Don’t hide secrets in your house cuz boy I stole the key

I make wedding plans cuz you’ll stick with me
Boy, spend a day with your girl I be calling you my husband, husband
I just made a list of our future kids names
Bartholomew, Claire and Steven Bryce
I’ll never let you leave without a small recording device tapped under your sleeve
And you’ll only look your best and shave your face for me
Don’t hide secrets in your house cuz boy I stole the key

Na nana na nana na nana, yea boy
Na nana na nana na nana, yea 
Na nana na nana na nana, yea boy
Na nana na nana..
If I was your girlfriend