Well, ya can lead em to water,
But ya can't make em drink.
Ya got the penny that ya saved,
From the penny in the sink.
You got a stitch in time
And it's gonna save you nine
First you try to wing it, 
Baby also try to fling it
You got it [bad word] And easy go
Only one way to go
You gotta get up off the floor
You got an Alfa-Romero
It's a natural win
I guess I'm really tired singing
Hey, hey hey
When you get up and go
And you know you can't do it
No, you don't have a chance
But you go, go, go
Because the pie in the sky
Is a bird that won't fly
And you hear the old song
With the wonderful line
Yeah, and what goes up
You know it's [bad word] down
When your glass is half-empty
When you're going downtown
And you know you're going down
When the mother...