[bad word] on, [bad word] on my face, cucumber from outer space!
Won’t you please [bad word] on my face, cucumber from outer space!
’Cause I’m a [bad word] existentialist [bad word] intellectual, [bad word] existentialist [bad word] intellectual,
I’m a [bad word] existentialist [bad word] intellectual, [bad word] existentialist [bad word] intellectual. [bad word] on [bad word] on, you can, you gonna put me through the [bad word] on [bad word] on, you can, you gonna put me through the «Homo-Scan»!
’Cause I’m a [bad word] existentialist [bad word] intellectual,
I’m a [bad word] existentialist [bad word] intellectual,
I’m a [bad word] existentialist [bad word] intellectual, [bad word] existentialist [bad word] intellectual.

...Kafka! ...Kafka! ...Kafka!

Well, I’m a [bad word] existentialist [bad word] intellectual,
Yes, I’m a [bad word] [bad word] existentialist [bad word] intellectual,
I’m a [bad word] existentialist [bad word] intellectual, [bad word] existentialist [bad word] intellectual!..