[bad word] 
 All my ex's live in Texas
 and Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
 but all my ex's live in Texas
 and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
 
Rosanna's down in Texarkana
 wanted me to push her broom
 Sweet Eileen's in Abilene
 She forgot I hung the moon
 and Allison's in Galveston
 somehow lost her sanity
 and Dimple's who now lives in Temple's
 got the law looking for me
  [bad word]  
I remember that old Frio River
 where I learned to swim
 but it brings to mind another time
 where I wore my [bad word] thin
 By transcendental meditation
 I go there each night
 but I [bad word] back to myself
 long before daylight
 
All my ex's live in Texas
 and Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
 but all my ex's live in Texas
 therefore I reside in Tennessee
 
Some folks think I'm hidin'
 It's [bad word] that I died
 but I'm alive and well in Tennessee