[Father:] Hey Kids!
[Kids:] Hey Dad!
[Father:] What'do ya want to do today?
[Kids:] We don't know.
[Father:] Do you wanna go to the matinee?
[Kids:] NO!
[Father:] Do you wanna go to the Amusement Park?
[Kids:] NO!
[Father:] Do you wanna go to the punk rock show?
[Kids:] Yeah! Let's go to the punk rock show!

Lost in a sea [bad word] boots, 
flush the bouncers with wasted youth
When did punk rock [bad word] so safe?
When did the scene [bad word] a joke?
The kids who used to live for beer and speed 
now want their fries and coke
Cursing and flipping birds are not allowed, 
in fact let's keep noise levels down

Must separate the church and skate!

Why don't we put pads on the kids? 
Helmets, head gear and mouth pieces!
Then we could pad the floor and walls, 
put cameras inside bathroom stalls
We make sure only nice bands play, 
make every show a matinee
Teach kids to be all they can be, 
and we could sing my country tis of thee 
sweet land of liberty
Blegh!

When did punk rock [bad word] so safe?
I know it wasn't Duane or Fletcher, 
Who put up the barricades
Like a stake in the heart, 
Somehow we got driven apart

I want conflict! I want dissent!
I want the scene to represent...
Our hatred of authority, 
our fight [bad word] stop singing songs of girls and love!
You killed the owl! You freed the dove!
confrontation and politics...
Replaced with harmonies and shticks
When did punk rock [bad word] so tame?
These [bad word] bands all sound the same
We want our fights we want our thugs!
We want our burns we want our [bad word] 
where is the violent apathy?!
These [bad word] records rated G!

When did punk rock [bad word] so safe?!