Hi there, my name is Yolandi Visser and I do the visuals for the Maxnormal TV high NRG hip-hop Power Point presentations. But now it is my great pleasure to introduce to you, the man with the plan, back due to public demand, ladies and gentlemen, Max Normal.

MAX-NORMAL:
MAX
NORMAL!
Savior of the Universe.
MAX
NORMAL!
He'll save everyone of us

Maxnormal in 24/7 on loop tryna scoop the loop, pay the bills, keep my flava ill,
With an attitude that I can't lose when [bad word] [bad word]  but now and again I get a little confused,
Lookin in the mirror like who the [bad word] are you?  [bad word] its me. Supposed to be livin this rap fantasy.
Chicks and [bad word] and drinks and spliffs and [bad word] an cars
And [bad word] and hugs and love in the club.
Man can't imagine these laced panties on my face. the finest designer vaginas,
Partyin partyin partyin, but im not even countin enough change here to buy the toilet paper,
To wipe the look off your face, you know how we do,
Dreamin bout the wealth and the power, 
Singin to myself in the shower:

MAX, NORMAL!
Is a miracle!
MAX, NORMAL!
King of the impossible!

YO-LANDI:
PASSION and POWER. The secrets of success. [bad word] from loving what you do; [bad word] from money. But, with great [bad word] great responsibility. Remember, if you conceive it, and you believe it, you can achieve it.

MAX-NORMAL:
I want a giant concrete fortress in a forest close to ocean
That leaps up like a crystal explosion and flows in emotion. [bad word]  when [bad word] i'm stuck in [bad word] with no possible way out.
No one knows the trouble i've seen but I'm ok now. 
Garden of Eden. Under my bed a fully automatic machine gun. 
Yes kids, Maxnormal TV loves you, plus he's gonna make my rap [bad word] [bad word] 
One action packed rap super [bad word] through.
(I want a Maxnormal.TV toy, too!)
King of the young, bring on the [bad word] help Maxnormal.TV sing on the [bad word] 
Cuz sometimes its tough and your mind is stuck and your time is up when your days are
Dark and your friends are few and your rent is due and it all depends on who? Yup!

MAX! NORMAL!
Savior of the Universe!
MAX! NORMAL!
He'll save everyone of us!
MAX! NORMAL!
Is a miracle!
MAX! NORMAL!
King of the impossible!