She said, "I've seen you in here before."
I said, "I've been here a time or two."
She said, "Hello, my
name is Bobby Jo
meet my twin sister Betty Lou
and we're both feeling kinda wild tonight
and you're the only cowboy in this place
and if you're up for a rodeo
I'll put a big Texas smile on
your face"
I said, "Girls,"
 [bad word] 
I aint as good as I once was
I got a few years on me now
but there was a time, back in my prime
when I could really lay it down
and if you need some love tonight
then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
but I was good once ,as i ever was

I still hang out with my best friend Dave
I've known him since we were kids at school
last night he had a few shots
got in a tight spot, hustlin' a game of pool
with a couple of redneck boys
one great big bad biker man
I heard Dave yell across the room
"Hey buddy, how 'bout a helping hand."
I said, "Dave,"
 [bad word] 
I aint as good as I once was
my how the years have flown
but there was a time back in my prime
when I could really hold my own
but if you wanna fight tonight
guess those boys dont look all that
tough
I aint as good as i once was
but I was good once,as i ever was

I used to be [bad word] on wheels
back when I was a younger man
now my body says, "You cant do this boy"
but my pride says, "Oh, yes you can"

I ain't as good as I once was
thats just the cold hard [bad word] I still throw a few back, talk a little smack
when I'm feelin bullet proof
so dont YOU double dog dare me now
'cause I'd have to call your bluff

I ain't as good as I once was
but i was good once,as i ever was
maybe not be good as I once was
but i'm as good once,as i ever was