When I was a young boy
They said youre only gettin older
But how was I to know then
That theyd be cryin on my shoulder
Put your money in a big house
Get yourself a pretty wife
Shell collect your life insurance
When she connects you with a knife

Somebody get the doctor
Im feelin pretty poor
Somebody get the stretcher
Before I hit the floor

Somebody save me
I lost my job, they kicked me out of my tree
Somebody save me
Save me

Everybodys got opinions
But nobodys got the answers
And that [bad word] you ate for breakfast
Well itll only give you cancer [bad word] in a [bad word] to the morning light
And if ya aint quite workable
Its been one [bad word] of a night

Somebody get the doctor
I think Im gonna crash
Never paid the bill
Because I aint got the cash

Somebody save me
I lost my job, they kicked me out of my tree
Somebody save me
Save me
Look out

Save me
I lost my job, they kicked me out of my tree
Somebody save me, oh
Save me

Somebody save me
Im goin down for the last time, look out
Save me
Sa-a-a-a-a-a-ave me
Save me